twilllly
What’s a twilly? A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far…oops, wrong fandom. My old online, lillyfred, was mt cat+dog’s names ; but when I registered for Twilighted I wanted a more Twilight-y, so I smooshed twilight+lilly=twilly. Later, I discovered this dude had pretty much registered for every known social network and email in the universe with the user name twilly, so I am also i.m.twilly, i_m_twilly and twilllly and TWILLLLLY. Now, I guess I have a thing for L’s and it’s all Tom Willy’s fault for stealing my name before I thought of it. I hope he enjoys the occasional silly, dirty and/or Rob centered, misdirected tweet.
How old are you? 22 How long have you been 22? A while…but not nearly as long as Edward has been 17!
Likes: When Edward roughly whispers “I want you” in my ear. OK, that really only happens to Bella, but I still like it. Edward. The sweet little boy hiding inside a damaged dickhead that he only lets me see. Damn it, that’s Bella again. Actually dickheads are pretty nice too. The *thud* pictures of HIM.
Ambitions: I’d like to teach the world the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ so we can all live in peace and harmony. <– that’s what I was supposed to say, right? But really, after, making that “likes” list, I’ve decided to re-direct my efforts into hacking the Twilight section of FFn and doing a find and replace of Bella for twilly. Then the world will be awesome.
What do you do for TwiFicTrivia? I host, make awards and pic clues and make sure TwiFicTrivia never, ever, ever, ever does away with Rule #3. And I’m slightly prone to hyperbole.
How do we know it’s you hosting? Ummm…usually, you can tell by the size of the train wreck! And the misspelled words. Rule #3 works both ways. YES it does! I’m not listening.. . It does too…Ya-huh. I also have obvious fetish for ellipses…and…exclamation marks!
How did you find TwiFicTrivia? I was lurking on twitter, as I’m apt to do and tweet went through my TL something like, “Can you answer trivia questions about for favorite fics? Follow @TwiFicTrivia to play in 10 minutes” Since I have a pathological need to follow instructions, I did. I was probably already hooked when I got my first point and received my rob porn as a reward. By the time I won the very first BiGGest FicH00r of the week title; about three things I was absolutely positive: First, TwiFicTrivia was awesome; Second, some part of me-and I didn’t know potent that that part would be – felt being called a h00r validated all of the time I spent reading fic. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably obsessed with TwiFicTrivia.
What eight words you’d say to Edward if you met him? Did you know that mountain lions are cougars?
Nipple clamp, butt plug or gag: Charlie, Eric, Jessica? “Like duh”, I’d totally gag Jessica, who wants to listen to her? Then I’d hand cuff Eric and slide a ginger-rubbed plug up Eric’s ass and then I’d sit back and watch him go in circles like a dog chasing his tail as he tried to reach around and pull the plug. ‘Cause that shit would be funny. After I got bored with that, Charlie can play with my tits all fucking day. That’s his reward for lending me his hand cuffs.
Also, this is how I hear the Beatles song, Paperback Writer :
Fanfic writer (Fanfic writer)
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my fic?
It took me years to write, will you take a lick?
It’s based on a novel by a mom named Meyers,
And I need a job, so I want to be a Fanfic writer, Fanfic writer.
It’s the dirty story of a dirty girl And her clinging fam doesn’t understand.
She spends her time working for the Daily Mail, It’s a steady job but he wants to be a Fanfic writer, Fanfic writer.
Fanfic writer (Fanfic writer)
It’s a thousand pages, give or take a few, I’ll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style, I can change it round and I want to be a Fanfic writer,
Fanfic writer.
If you really like it you can have the rights, It could make a million for you overnight.
If you must return it, you can send it here But I need a break and I want to be a Fanfic writer,
Fanfic writer.
Fanfic writer (Fanfic writer)… Fanfic writer-Fanfic writer… Fanfic writer-Fanfic writer